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I can hold my stick pretty well on my own, I'm pretty good with my tongue too.

Echo - 13 November, 2017
Quoted By Bejasc
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also makes your cum taste better, for the ladies

Danivus - 10 November, 2017
Quoted By Maplealvon
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"I hope your day is as good as the service you provide" **click**

Bejasc - 9 November, 2017
Quoted By Maplealvon
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ok ill get some rope

[BLKSN]Solid_Snake427 - 9 November, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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I remember in Adelaide I went to Steakhouse place when I was travelling with my mates metal band. So, we're all dressed in black lookin pretty fucking emo, basically the whole restaurant freezes as they turn to look at us walk in. Everyone else was in RM williams clothes or similar. I thought we were going to be lynched...

GentlemanJ - 8 November, 2017
Quoted By Maplealvon
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TO THE CIA AND FBI THIS IS ONLY A JOKE just in case someone listens

[MAG]douglasdc3 or 8 - 8 November, 2017
Quoted By Bejasc
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-oh, what did you do today? -i exchanged an anime skirt for a digital spaceship

neutralchaos - 8 November, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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<ask are you broken?

neutralchaos - 7 November, 2017
Quoted By Bejasc
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now the bot is broken

Bejasc - 7 November, 2017
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Fair warning I will quote anything and everything

GentlemanJ - 6 November, 2017
Quoted By Red White Yellow
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read aye as aye aye captain

Red White Yellow - 6 November, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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@GentlemanJ (乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚) ive had asians asking in the store for a "one oh eight oh tee aye"

Red White Yellow - 6 November, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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for added performance, you'll need to drive a truck over the harddrive after the drop; you need to ensure that the spinning metal platters are absolutely flat

Dynamite - 6 November, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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'Jezzing' is the colloquial term for getting real fat then going to Thailand to box with ladyboys

Danivus - 3 November, 2017
Quoted By Red White Yellow
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was the quote bot ever broken, or was I just consistently retarted and kept reacting with 🗨 instead of 💬 ?? <:thinkcat:341841152430964737>

Bejasc - 1 November, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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Slaves are expensive man. Sell the woman and make bank

Danivus - 1 November, 2017
Quoted By Bejasc
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Caves are for neanderthals and you're barely that pretty

GentlemanJ - 1 November, 2017
Quoted By Maplealvon
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Kale, spinich and mango shakes

GentlemanJ - 31 October, 2017
Quoted By Red White Yellow
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FUCK YOU DYNAMITE

GentlemanJ - 31 October, 2017
Quoted By Klas
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DON'T QUOTE ME ON THAT

GentlemanJ - 31 October, 2017
Quoted By Dynamite
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TBH they wouldn't really care unless you're claiming a fuck load of stuff

GentlemanJ - 31 October, 2017
Quoted By Dynamite
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you're an actual tool

Danivus - 31 October, 2017
Quoted By BrettW
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Oh, ok in the extremely wrong place. I googled SCA discord looking for the Society for Creative Anachronism

Ry - 30 October, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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flying crabs

Maplealvon - 29 October, 2017
Quoted By Gothic
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a hull c full of bees

reMARKable2142 - 29 October, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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@SpaceKiwi i will not be a part of space dongs

Gothic - 29 October, 2017
Quoted By Gothic
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```[11:51] reMARKable2142: yeah that's why i put mustang in quotation marks...that's no mustang [11:51] reMARKable2142: that's a sexy``` somebody save this

Maplealvon - 28 October, 2017
Quoted By neutralchaos
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**C**ringe **I**s **G**ood

Dynamite - 27 October, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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where is the sale?

VENGEΛNCE - 27 October, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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That's so sad

Snake - 22 October, 2017
Quoted By Maplealvon
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Legs look great. Everything else... Hmmm...

Combust - 20 October, 2017
Quoted By Maplealvon
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I've been dosing myself with small quantities of dick for the past 20 years

Danivus - 16 October, 2017
Quoted By AEIYR
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"Respect 1st, death 2nd" - Morrogin 2017

Ti-Pau - 15 October, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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It quenches my elitist thirsts

[BLKSN]Solid_Snake427 - 12 October, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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plans never work out the way we want them to, thats why we all carry guns

Morrogin - 9 October, 2017
Quoted By Maplealvon
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fat dildo

Maplealvon - 7 October, 2017
Quoted By Blazed Always
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"You can't quote everything" - Man who was quoted.

BrettW - 28 September, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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You can't just quote every damn thing.

BrettW - 28 September, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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Which is why I'm going to keep the bot up >.>

BrettW - 28 September, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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I blame @SCA-bot

neutralchaos - 28 September, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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quotes still work ya dingus

BrettW - 28 September, 2017
Quoted By BrettW
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and try to penetrate the assholes of other dicks

Danivus - 25 September, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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I dunno why babies are so sensitive to cunt

Danivus - 25 September, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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most of the cops around my area know me now it's only the new ones and i lead them a merry ride

[MAG]douglasdc3 or 8 - 21 September, 2017
Quoted By Blazed Always
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Out of context quotes are the best quotes

GentlemanJ - 21 September, 2017
Quoted By Red White Yellow
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The Danivus Campfire jamboree Half Hour Show

Red White Yellow - 21 September, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirtyscore of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your life. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any location and at any time, and can end thy life in seventyscore ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs; I also posess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory and I will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of the earth. Thou scoundrel, perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee thou wouldst have held thy tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying the due price of thy actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave. *

[BLKSN]Solid_Snake427 - 21 September, 2017
Quoted By Bejasc
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at least the african one is bloody cooked mate, unbelievable

Blazed Always - 20 September, 2017
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Haha I am the lord of the flies.

Maplealvon - 20 September, 2017
Quoted By Blazed Always
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We're gonna add water and make a fly pop tomorrow.

Maplealvon - 20 September, 2017
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Please no quoting

BrettW - 19 September, 2017
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Don't quote me

BrettW - 19 September, 2017
Quoted By BrettW
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Don't forget yourself Fractal, you did a lot of cool stuff too.

Echo - 19 September, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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and yes, shockingly, I agree with Maple... 😮

Fractal - 19 September, 2017
Quoted By Maplealvon
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Goal 4: Rename Sataball to Space Jam

Hauskins - 18 September, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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**mySCA** *I feel better nao, I gues*

reMARKable2142 - 18 September, 2017
Quoted By Maplealvon
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Im gonna grind myself on other peoples ships

[BLKSN]Solid_Snake427 - 18 September, 2017
Quoted By Dynamite
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win condition = who can eat the most sausages at friday games night

Blazed Always - 18 September, 2017
Quoted By Gothic
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If i buy @Snake (The Juan) to fight for me.. is that Pay to Win?

[BLKSN]Solid_Snake427 - 18 September, 2017
Quoted By reMARKable2142
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I feel annoyed

Danivus - 15 September, 2017
Quoted By Red White Yellow
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if you open up that chat, you deserve whatever you get

neutralchaos - 15 September, 2017
Quoted By Babou
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You're awesome

GentlemanJ - 15 September, 2017
Quoted By BrettW
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big tiddies are big tiddies, I'm easily satisfied 😄

Dynamite - 13 September, 2017
Quoted By Bejasc
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That's Feb 20

GentlemanJ - 12 September, 2017
Quoted By BrettW
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If you go into the Star Citizen folder and find "Uninstall.exe" it will uninstall unnecessary components on your ships and make them go faster

Danivus - 12 September, 2017
Quoted By GentlemanJ
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I will buy a switch when you clean install windows.

BrettW - 11 September, 2017
Quoted By Dynamite
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tast my armptimyaonnsise

Blazed Always - 9 September, 2017
Quoted By Echo
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Xian Takeaway Speceboat

reMARKable2142 - 9 September, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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Sooo...that game changing ship eh? ...my non-existent psychic powers says it's going to be blue... :😬 **GAMECHANGER**

reMARKable2142 - 9 September, 2017
Quoted By neutralchaos
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COD can go eat a big fat donkey dick!!!! Ok back to bed my work here is done

Snake - 9 September, 2017
Quoted By Red White Yellow
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I can't wait for Cod WW2

Bejasc - 9 September, 2017
Quoted By Red White Yellow
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🎵 *Sweet dreams are made of Idris, who am I to disagree? I travel the Verse and the solar systems, Everybody's looking for combat. Some of them want to pew you, some of them want to get pewed by you. Some of them want to pwn you, some of them want to be pwned.* [Insert 90s synthesizer shizz] 🎵

reMARKable2142 - 9 September, 2017
Quoted By Dynamite
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Red White Yellow - 9 September, 2017
Quoted By Gothic
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who says im mature for my age 😦 i mean im 34 but still giggle when i drop my guts in a crowded space 😦

AEIYR - 8 September, 2017
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💬

Babou - 8 September, 2017
Quoted By neutralchaos
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doggo

neutralchaos - 8 September, 2017
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hey, some people have spent $1000's on scam citizen, theyd fall for anything

AEIYR - 8 September, 2017
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@Dynamite gets the SCA FNG wholesome award

theuglyduck - 8 September, 2017
Quoted By Dynamite
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http://forums.sca.fyi/quotes/gChq3fzB

Fractal - 8 September, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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Sup nerds. Quotes now have direct permalinks so you can share all your favourite quotes directly.

BrettW - 8 September, 2017
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Test Quote

BrettW - 8 September, 2017
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You want to see behind the scenes. Not all of it is shiny ships and planet tech. Some group of coders designers artists work hard on even the seemingly small systems. Just because it looks basic doesn't mean it is.

BrettW - 8 September, 2017
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I think @BandaPanda can root for my flying

⚜Hᴜɴᴛᴀʜღ™ - 8 September, 2017
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is it gay to have sex with your clone?

Hauskins - 8 September, 2017
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All Bad Concepts

Hauskins - 8 September, 2017
Quoted By Fractal
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@GentlemanJ (PARMA) I discussed the Parmi issue with my wife this morning. She said that some states of Australia do call it a 'Parma'. So i have to let you off there. 😃

Gothic - 8 September, 2017
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¿?

Hauskins - 8 September, 2017
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Or just fire that concept artist and hire someone who doesn't smoke crack

reMARKable2142 - 7 September, 2017
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You can't quote the bot ya fooligan

BrettW - 7 September, 2017
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This discord is a prison!

Danivus - 7 September, 2017
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i was thinking of getting a STD

Gothic - 7 September, 2017
Quoted By Klas (PARMÉ)
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when i get home im going to penetrate everyone with my long glowing arrowhead

Diabolus - 7 September, 2017
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how do you record quotes

Gothic - 7 September, 2017
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PARMI

Gothic - 7 September, 2017
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Red White Yellow - 7 September, 2017
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quotes page? what quotes page?

Bejasc - 7 September, 2017
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solid snake is anime, snake is a spaceship

Red White Yellow - 7 September, 2017
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Mentula Forma Astra

Echo - 7 September, 2017
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<:mercy_bin:350549685330771978> A moment to enjoy some peace and quiet, probably just a moment though.

Blazed Always - 6 September, 2017
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clear comms

Morrogin - 6 September, 2017
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Mind you I went to the states and asked for a hamburger with the lot, they said whats that got on it... they thought i was joking when i said, cheese, baccon, lettuce, tomatoe, fried onion, pineapple, beetroot, egg and the beef paddy

Algared - 6 September, 2017
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SC should just rename themselves Starship Troopers Online at this point

[BLKSN]Solid_Snake427 - 6 September, 2017
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It don't matter how many ship you got as long as you got dat booty

GentlemanJ - 5 September, 2017
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Pain in the arse when inserted rectally

Fractal - 5 September, 2017
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SCA doesnt pay me to spell

Red White Yellow - 3 September, 2017
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@𝔻𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕧𝕦𝕤 Quote "Once 3.0 drops everything will be sunshine and roses again for a while, but until then expect salt levels to rise. " - Danivus 😂

Execute - 3 September, 2017
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ur as useful as 2 left feet

SRxRaziel - 2 September, 2017
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or name your 600i "Should have gotten the Carrack"

Dynamite - 1 September, 2017
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Take them out to kill some flying spider cock demons.

Echo - 30 August, 2017
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snipping tool and discord hosting for life

GentlemanJ - 28 August, 2017
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snowing in canberra becuase fuck spring apparently

Red White Yellow - 27 August, 2017
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I'm Turkish now Boyes!!!

Snake - 26 August, 2017
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I motion to put forward the "Yellow sweater of Davos" be submitted as candidate for SCA casual / off duty / room wear.

Fractal - 26 August, 2017
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They're just ignoring the dead woman in the river? This is a harsher game than I thought

Wombat - 25 August, 2017
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MEET THE **SCA** AND **ECHO**

Echo - 25 August, 2017
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I COULDN'T FIND A GLASS BIG ENOUGH SO I'M DRINKING OUT OF A BOWL

GentlemanJ - 25 August, 2017
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Do you know why pirates can't spell? Because they always get lost at C - Tyler Witkin

BrettW - 25 August, 2017
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<:Origin:314206353038245898> IS BEST

BrettW - 25 August, 2017
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"Star Citizen will be on time today" - Danivus

BrettW - 25 August, 2017
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Plus the longer you wait the sweeter the reveals

VENGEΛNCE - 25 August, 2017
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arent you like.... arab now?

theuglyduck - 25 August, 2017
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arent you like.... arab now?

theuglyduck - 25 August, 2017
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*Long live the <:sca:230522122647109633> Empire!*

reMARKable2142 - 25 August, 2017
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They need undies for the Gladius.

Echo - 25 August, 2017
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Space is supposed to be huge!

Dynamite - 25 August, 2017
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🎵 *Gone are the days when my heart was young and gay, Gone are my friends from the salt fields away, Gone from the real to a better world I know, I hear their gentle voices calling "Don't forget Avo!"*

Echo - 25 August, 2017
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quote mean words lol

[MAG]douglasdc3 or 8 - 24 August, 2017
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@BrettW HOLY CRAP you are amazing thank you so much!!! Quote system hypeeeeeeeee you legend 👍

Blazed Always - 24 August, 2017
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Ask and you shall recieve, @Blazed Always.You can now save your favourite quotes to show to the masses.Just react with 💬 (The dotty one) to any comment.You can stop people quoting you by opting out with <opt out quotesSend it to SCA-Bot in a DM.

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